Friday, July 23, 2010

20 July 2010 BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

One of our Bad!Slam!No!Biscuiters!
The 3rd Tuesday of July meant it was time again for Bad!Slam!No!Biscuit!. 

Avatron
The Phoenix was packed for drinking, poetry, talking, heckling and listening.

Avatron
Thanks to Tim Kent for all his words as our first feature act of the night. Thanks to Avatron too, for the sounds and words, as our second feature act for the evening. Reactions to Avatron came as either complete dis-like or total love, this to me is good. 

Tim Kent
Thanks to all the performers who jumped up and gave their words.

Julian Fleetwood of that other slam
The winners walked away with 4 kilos of potatoes and two comics. It felt good.

The winner of 4 kilos of potatoes, Louise 
Thanks Impact Comics and Mr Potato Farmer.


Your hosts, plus Skip
Go here to listen to Avatron.

The Master of Conflict and The Sound Guy
Thanks to Skiptomyloop on FasterLouder for the pictures, all of which I have stolen from here.

The guest Score Adder
You should go and look at the rest of the photographs.


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Wednesday, July 21, 2010

The June 2010 Bad!Slam!No!Biscuit!

A poetry slam, go here for the podcast: (HERE)
Go here for lovin' of the scenery chewin' (HERE)
Yes, A POETRY SLAM.

(Thanks Leon our sound-guy for putting together the podcast and thanks Riotact for hosting the pod.)

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Franked reviewed



Franked gets a quick review at The Screaming Wall alongside zines BeefknucklesWe Are Not Obscene
Heart Question Mark and Mugeenation.



Sunday, July 11, 2010

A first draft of a one page play


The Brown Paper Package


The man looks at the brown paper package stowed back behind the table a few feet behind me. He then stares me deadeye and says (in a German accent) “So you prefer white flesh?”

“Umm, no, actually, I had not thought about it, it was more a spur of the moment thing, you know?”

Still deadeye to my eye the man says (still in a German accent) “hmmm”

I nod my chin to the right, keeping my eyes on his and say “Actually, I was just saying to Ged about how I should have gone to you...”

(German accent) “Hmmm” he continues staring me dead in the eyes.

I nod toward the girl to his left, without moving my eyes and say “What’s your daughter’s name?”

(The German accent) “Hmmm” even his eyes say hmmm, but deadeye.

“Uh, that didn’t help did it?”

In the corner of my eye I see the man’s daughter start to wrap things in brown paper. He continues to stare me straight; she has finished wrapping, I have not noticed him blink. He has the paper in his hands, he says (German accent) “Take these tell them they are from me, they can be first”

He hands me a large brown paper bag, heavy.

With one arm I hold the package to my chest “Okay, umm, okay”

Without moving his eyes from mine (German accent) “Not those ones” he points behind the table.

“Uh, yeah, thanks” still having not blinked he hands me another brown paper package; I struggle with both, I keep my eyes on his, I think: where did that come from?

(German accent) “And take these too.”

He turns away. I say “Umm, how much?”

(German accent) “Nothing, nothing”



Thursday, July 08, 2010

One-hundred word reviews - the Canberra Zine Fair, Saturday 3 July 2010


Swapping zines was the first most fun part of the Canberra zine fair. The second was exploring all the constructions people brought together on 3 July. Warmth, enclosed space, mince-meat in fried potato, and caped people meant the hours flew as a community circled the zinester filled art-space. Forays across stalls returned plastic knives, paper-boats and white stockings with sensible shoes. Sitting behind the stall meant discovering that you live beside active volcanos while Viking trolls are on the hunt for new lamp shades. And you had the opportunity to pass on messages of your own, rather than mixed tapes.