BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! @ SMITHS ALTERNATIVE, 7:30PM ON 15 APRIL 2014

BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT!

THE EPIC VOYAGES OF BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! TO SMITHS ALTERNATIVE!

YES THE EPIC VOYAGES. BE PART OF THOSE VOYAGES AND BRING THE TIM TAMS AND THE SALT AND LEMONS TO AVOID SCURVY AND THE SIBILING TO CHOP UP AS A DISTRACTION.

BECAUSE BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! VOYAGES.

What is this voyage of BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! to Smiths Alternative for?

I hear you ask.

IT IS FOR THE POETRY SLAM.

That means we want your words on stage for two minutes with no props no music for prizes.

And we want you – the audience – for all of the night to yell and clap and jeer and heckle and drink.

And we want you there judging because what would poetry be without judging.

And for that we give you a stage, two microphones, audience, MCs, The Master of Conflict, The Score Adder, The Sacrificial Poet, The Sound Guy, The Feature Acts and The Toilets. And The Lights too.

AND WE PROVIDE THE MOST FIRST PRIZES EVER FOR THE CLAIMING BY THOSE WHO WIN 1^ST PRIZE.

So join BAD!SLAM!NO!BISCUIT! at Smiths Alternative on Tuesday 15 April, 7:30pm with your original words, no propos, no music.